{"id":18942,"date":"2019-05-03T01:00:45","date_gmt":"2019-05-03T08:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/datemixstaging.wpengine.com\/?p=18942"},"modified":"2022-12-13T06:33:43","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T14:33:43","slug":"corny-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zoosk.com\/date-mix\/single-life\/flirting\/corny-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"100+ Corny Pick Up Lines to Make Someone Smile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Corny pick up lines may be divisive, but first impressions <\/a>should be memorable. One way you can make yours count, is with these bizarre yet adorable pick up lines. From goofy jokes to charming intros, being a little out there can be a fun way to show off your particular kind of humor. So be respectful but have fun. And don\u2019t be afraid to use your quirky personality to stand out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here are over 100 corny pick up lines to make make your special someone smile or impress someone new…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Corny Pick Up Lines: The Definitive List<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What\u2019s your name? Or can I call you mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Was your dad a boxer? \u2018Cause you\u2019re a knockout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You look so familiar… Did we take a class together? No? Because I could\u2019ve sworn you and I had chemistry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can I tie your shoes? I don\u2019t want you falling for anyone else<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My doctor says I\u2019m lacking Vitamin U.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kiss me if I\u2019m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hi, my name\u2019s James. Let\u2019s Bond.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you my phone charger? Because without you I’d surely die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’re pretty and I’m cute, so together we’d be pretty cute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you were words on a page you’d be fine print.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s flip a coin. Heads you’re mine, tails I\u2019m yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Good thing I brought my library card\u2026 \u2019cause I can\u2019t stop checking you out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you drinking some hot tea? \u2018Cause you certainly are a hottie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey, do you happen to have a Bandaid? I scraped my knee up pretty bad when I fell for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baby, you don\u2019t have to sneeze. God already blessed you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a parking ticket? \u2018Cause you\u2019ve got fine written all over you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are we in a museum? Because you’re a work of art.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a banana, because I find you a-peeling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a keyboard? Because you\u2019re just my type.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaamn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I\u2019m cute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well, would you like to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let’s rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You breathe oxygen, too? OMG, we have so much in common.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s commit the perfect crime: I\u2019ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m sorry, something’s wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know what you\u2019d look great in? My arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If I was a super hero, I\u2019d be BlanketMan, \u2019cause I got you covered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m invisible. Can you see me? Uh.. yeah? What about tomorrow night?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What are the odds of you being in my favor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s on the menu? Oh, it looks like me n’ u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can you control gravity? Because you knocked me off my feet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a carbon sample? \u2018Cause I want to date you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I would offer you a cigarette, but you\u2019re already smokin\u2019 hot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m no photographer, but I sure can picture us together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a Sharpie? Because you’re super fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you’re looking right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your hard look like it’s getting heavy. Why don’t you let me hold that for you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m not trying to impress you or anything, but I\u2019m actually Batman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you use Waze? I need to find the fastest route to your heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s plant a garden to put our tulips together!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here, take a seat. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You must be Google, because you have everything I’ve been searching for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you from Utah? \u2018Cause I want U-Tah date me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you an omelette? Because you\u2019re making me egg-cited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019re like the lyrics to my favorite song; hard to forget and always on my mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My name\u2019s Han and I really don\u2019t wanna fly solo tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don\u2019t want you to fall for someone else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend\/girlfriend material!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you an alien? Because you\u2019re out of this world!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I\u2019ll return it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you eat a lot of Cambell’s Soup as a kids? Cause you\u2019re mm mm good!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m no electrician, but I’ll do my best to light up your day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pardon me, you dropped something. My jaw!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Want to get some coffee? \u2018Cause I like you a latte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And baby, I\u2019m lost at sea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey, I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, that\u2019s just your sparkle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you like water? Great, that means you already like 70% of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s only one thing I would change about you. Your last name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes, and not sure where to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you and I were socks, we sure would make a great pair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Be that single who stands out! After all, it\u2019s better to be silly and memorable than safe and predictable. Where\u2019s the fun in that? Be that amusing person <\/a>who makes the best of some corny pick up lines. Guaranteed to make them smile, you\u2019ll ace your first impression– no emoji needed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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