{"id":28252,"date":"2021-10-27T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zoosk.com\/date-mix\/?p=28252"},"modified":"2021-10-27T07:06:08","modified_gmt":"2021-10-27T14:06:08","slug":"flirty-and-funny-responses-to-whats-up-text","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zoosk.com\/date-mix\/texting\/flirty-and-funny-responses-to-whats-up-text\/","title":{"rendered":"20+ Flirty And Funny Responses To \u201cWhat&#8217;s Up?\u201d Text"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, you\u2019ve been on a date or two with someone you like and things seem promising. Perhaps there was a flurry of initial <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zoosk.com\/date-mix\/dating-advice\/dating-advice-women\/funny-questions-to-ask-a-guy\/\">flirty conversation<\/a>, but now you\u2019re trying to come up with a funny response to a &#8220;what\u2019s up&#8221; text? Your date wants to stay in touch and let you know that they\u2019re thinking of you, but they\u2019re not sure what to say. So, now you face that frustratingly vague and open-ended text: \u201cHey, what\u2019s up?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The \u201cwhat\u2019s up?\u201d text is a classic for a reason: it\u2019s inoffensive; suitable for all occasions; and it puts the ball in the other person\u2019s court, ideal for someone who doesn\u2019t know what kind of mood their crush is in. The trouble is, texting to say \u201chey, what\u2019s up?\u201d is a little unimaginative and it can be tricky to know how to respond in an interesting way that encourages the convo!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019re here to help! Here\u2019re some ideas for flirty and funny responses to \u201cwhat&#8217;s up?\u201d that you can use the next time you\u2019re not sure what to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">11 Funny Responses to &#8220;What&#8217;s Up?&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Humor is sexy, and if you can make your date laugh, they\u2019ll be counting down the hours until they can see you again. Whether your potential partner is into wry and sarcastic humor, or more drawn to the silly and the absurd, you\u2019ll brighten their day by surprising them with a funny response to their \u201cwhat\u2019s up\u201d message.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Make your lover laugh with these funny responses to \u201cwhat\u2019s up?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. What\u2019s up? My heart rate now that I\u2019m hearing from you. (Also, apparently, my level of cheesiness).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Do you want the answer in words or emoji format?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. My stress levels are WAY up after a bad day at work today. Take my mind off it by telling me about something fun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. I can\u2019t complain but I still reserve the right to grumble a bit if that\u2019s okay because I\u2019m contradictory like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Not me, I\u2019m a little down. But now that I\u2019m talking to you, that will soon change.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6. House prices, or so people who can afford them keep telling me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7. My desire to get a cocktail. Can you assist me in this mission?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8. Well, I would tell you, but then I\u2019d have to kill you. Are you game?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9. Fine, thanks. (This is an automated message. You have two questions remaining.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10. Sorry, that\u2019s classified. I can tell you if we meet up in person\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11. I\u2019m socially programmed to say \u201cnot much.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">11 Flirty Responses to \u201cWhat&#8217;s Up?\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>A <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecut.com\/article\/how-to-flirt-over-text-tips-and-flirty-texts-examples.html\">good flirty text<\/a> should seamlessly move the conversation along with an invitation to continue the flirting further (questions are perfect for this!), or gentle encouragement to let them know that you\u2019re happy they reached out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Make your lover smile with these flirty responses to \u201cwhat\u2019s up\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. Better now that I\u2019m hearing from you! I can\u2019t wait to see you again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Feeling pretty beautiful\/handsome today, but not as beautiful\/handsome as you are!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. I\u2019m really busy, but counting down the hours until (insert the date when you\u2019ll see them again).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. I was just thinking of you and wondering how you look today. Can you send me a selfie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Actually, I\u2019m pretty exhausted from a long day at work. Maybe you can help me to de-stress?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6. I\u2019m a bit bored at the moment. Tell me something exciting about your day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7. I\u2019m getting ready to go out! Want to see a picture of my outfit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8. I\u2019m thinking of taking a nap. Unless you have a better idea of something that I could do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9. I\u2019d be great if I had a date tonight. Do you know anyone who might be free?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10. Hypothetically, if I said that I\u2019m not great, would you offer to come over and bring me some cake and give me a cuddle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11. Well, there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can\u2019t take them off you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Try to keep the convo going, without resorting to the \u201cwhat\u2019s up?\u201d clich\u00e9! Need some extra inspiration to keep your texting game fresh? Check out this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zoosk.com\/date-mix\/texting\/conversation-starters-for-texting\/\">list of handy conversation starters<\/a>, so you\u2019ll be ready for some text-based action.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, you\u2019ve been on a date or two with someone you like and things seem promising. Perhaps there was a flurry of initial flirty conversation, but now you\u2019re trying to come up with a funny response to a &#8220;what\u2019s up&#8221; text? 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