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48 Cheesy Tinder Pick Up Lines That Really Work

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You’re on Tinder and you’ve landed on a match. Now what? When it comes to striking up a conversation online nothing breaks the ice faster than a good laugh – and what’s funnier than cheesy Tinder pick up lines? In fact, research shows that the more times a man tries to be funny and the more a woman laughs at his attempt to tickle her funny bone, the more likely the woman is interested in the man.

So again: why not try some cheesy Tinder pick up lines? While most pick-up lines tend to generate more groans than LOLs, going for an on-the-nose line that will make your match laugh (and maybe cringe a bit) could help land you an amazing first impression. To help inspire you, below we’ve compiled a list of very silly Tinder pick up lines. 

Cheesy Tinder Pick Up Lines That Will Make Her Smile 

  1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  2. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
  3. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
  4. Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. *Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
  5. Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  6. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
  7. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
  8. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
  9. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
  10. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  11. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.”
  12. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  13. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  15. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  16. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.
  17. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  18. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  19. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
  20. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  21. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
  22. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  23. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  24. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  25. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  26. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  27. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  28. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  29. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
  30. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  31. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  32. What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?
  33. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  34. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  35. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  36. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  37. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
  38. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  39. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
  40. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  41. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  42. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  43. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  44. I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!
  45. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  46. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  47. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  48. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

If you’re at a loss of what to say, dare to try one of these cheesy Tinder pick up lines to start things off with a little smile 

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