You’re on Tinder and you’ve landed on a match. Now what? When it comes to striking up a conversation online nothing breaks the ice faster than a good laugh – and what’s funnier than cheesy Tinder pick up lines? In fact, research shows that the more times a man tries to be funny and the more a woman laughs at his attempt to tickle her funny bone, the more likely the woman is interested in the man.
So again: why not try some cheesy Tinder pick up lines? While most pick-up lines tend to generate more groans than LOLs, going for an on-the-nose line that will make your match laugh (and maybe cringe a bit) could help land you an amazing first impression. To help inspire you, below we’ve compiled a list of very silly Tinder pick up lines.
Cheesy Tinder Pick Up Lines That Will Make Her Smile
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
- Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. *Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
- Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
- Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.”
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
- Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
- Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
- I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
- Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
- I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
If you’re at a loss of what to say, dare to try one of these cheesy Tinder pick up lines to start things off with a little smile
