100+ Corny Pick Up Lines to Make Someone Smile

A woman laughing at her boyfriend's corny pickup lines.

First impressions should be memorable. And one way you can make yours count, is with these bizarre yet adorable pick up lines. From goofy jokes to charming intros, being a little out there can be a fun way to show off your particular kind of humor. So be respectful but have fun. And don’t be afraid to use your quirky personality to stand out.

Here are over 100 corny pick up lines to make make your special someone smile or impress someone new:

What’s your name? Or can I call you mine?

What’s your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Was your dad a boxer? ‘Cause you’re a knockout.

You look so familiar… Did we take a class together? No? Because I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Hi, my name’s James. Let’s Bond.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you I’d surely die.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

You’re pretty and I’m cute, so together we’d be pretty cute.

If you were words on a page you’d be fine print.

Let’s flip a coin. Heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

Good thing I brought my library card… ’cause I can’t stop checking you out.

Are you drinking some hot tea? ‘Cause you certainly are a hottie.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Hey, do you happen to have a Bandaid? I scraped my knee up pretty bad when I fell for you.

Baby, you don’t have to sneeze. God already blessed you!

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are we in a museum? Because you’re a work of art.

Are you a banana, because I find you a-peeling.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaamn.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well, would you like to.

Let’s rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

You breathe oxygen, too? OMG, we have so much in common.

You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

I’m sorry, something’s wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off you.

You know what you’d look great in? My arms.

If I was a super hero, I’d be BlanketMan, ’cause I got you covered.

I’m invisible. Can you see me? Uh.. yeah? What about tomorrow night?

What are the odds of you being in my favor?

What’s on the menu? Oh, it looks like me n’ u.

Can you control gravity? Because you knocked me off my feet.

Are you a carbon sample? ‘Cause I want to date you.

I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smokin’ hot.

I’m no photographer, but I sure can picture us together.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Are you a Sharpie? Because you’re super fine.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you’re looking right.

Your hard look like it’s getting heavy. Why don’t you let me hold that for you?

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I’m actually Batman.

Do you use Waze? I need to find the fastest route to your heart.

Let’s plant a garden to put our tulips together!

Here, take a seat. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

You must be Google, because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

Are you from Utah? ‘Cause I want U-Tah date me

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited.

You’re like the lyrics to my favorite song; hard to forget and always on my mind.

My name’s Han and I really don’t wanna fly solo tonight.

Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else.

You know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!

If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.

Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll return it.

Did you eat a lot of Cambell’s Soup as a kids? Cause you’re mm mm good!

Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.

I’m no electrician, but I’ll do my best to light up your day.

Pardon me, you dropped something. My jaw!

Want to get some coffee? ‘Cause I like you a latte.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Hey, I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, that’s just your sparkle.

Do you like water? Great, that means you already like 70% of me.

There’s only one thing I would change about you. Your last name.

Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes, and not sure where to go.

If you and I were socks, we sure would make a great pair.

 

 

Be that single who stands out! After all, it’s better to be a silly and memorable than safe predictable. Where’s the fun in that? Be that amusing person who makes the best of a corny pick up line. Guaranteed to make them smile, you’ll ace your first impression– no emoji needed.

Rachel Esco

Freelance Writer

Rachel is a lifestyle blogger, based in Toronto, who specializes in dating and relationships. Her articles have been featured in publications, including “Huffington Post”, “Life Hacker” and “Women’s Post”.

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